I want to go back to bed

Forever
))<>((

Just when I thought I would never get the chance to spray my friends with a plastic dragon dildo watergun thing

How is this a thing?
I demand explanations!

Also, while I'm riled up about stuff

Fuck tumblr.

If you own a tumblr just kill yourself. No one will miss your reposts of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost etc.

I feel that one of the points of having and running a blog is so that you can write and stuff, not so you can post LOL pictures about cats or whatever. Just go to 4chan, that place already sucks, why do you need to make sucky blogs?

Voicemails and shit

Today I missed a call from a friend of mine, and he left me a voicemail, and in this voice mail, he told me who he was and asked me to call him back. It's 2011, I own a phone that is waaaay smarter than I am. It can do more things than I care to mention, but a  feature that has been with cellphones for quite a awhile now is caller id. If I have your number, any time you call me, I know who you are. Even if I miss the call, my phone can tell exactly who the person calling was. So why is it that I need to hear a five second voicemail that tells me who you are and to call you back? Of course I'm going to you back. My phone is telling me to.

Fucking voicemails. If you're going to leave a voicemail, make sure it contains some kind of actual message.

a friend showed me this the other day.

I want to fuck her voice.

Goddamn

http://republicbroadcasting.org/?p=15100

MUST SEE